Well I'm so garish
A little unfairish
The way I pick you up
And drop you in a heap

I'm so unfaithful
In fact I'm a plateful
I won't kiss her
But I'll stare her up all night

I'm a stormy little singer
An unstable little swinger
If you're coming
Come prepared for a fight

Well I'm so childish
A little bit wildish
With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly
I'm so deep

Well I'm so uncaring
Do far too much swearing
And if you read through my behaviour
You'll find I'm a creep

I'll play a stormer
Yet in the corner
I'll be grumpy on my own
Like I don't care

I'm a stormy little singer
An unstable little swinger
With a big rip
In the arsehole of my flares

Well I'm so childish
A little bit wildish
With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly
I'm so mad

I'm so truthful
A little bit bruteful
But in suit I know not
Why I am so sad

I try my bestest
Well as far the restest
Well it's just stuff that comes out wrong
And gets misunderstood

I'm a dandy little dreamer
A doctored misdemeanour
A didactic destiny schemer
Bare with me if you would